Wednesday, July 1, 2009
It's so easy to read their minds
Ramoner: I'm bored. I need to be stimulated. I think I will bring up Alex's nude photos one more time after the show.
Alex: Well, it's fine, but it's certainly no corset made out of rotting burlap.
Jill: Let's get this over with. Brad's re-wallpapering my entire apartment with the Zarin logo and I just know he's going to screw it up.
Jaqueline: I wonder what it would be like to read a book.
Dina: Bubbies are too small. Next.
Caroline: What the fuck are you lookin' at, bitch?
Teresa: I wonder where we place orders? I want five of everything.
Danielle: Little do they know, I have Cop without a Badge hiding under this paper. We're gonna clear the air once and for all!
For more photos of the Housewives at The Fashion Show fashion show (what?), go here.